Failing At March
It is about 8:30am. It is cold, dark and snowy outside. This vexes me greatly; I neither asked for snow, nor do I ever recall approving snow to appear this late into March. I demand that the weather issue a snow recall immediately.
In other news, I hear there was a
Test The Nation IQ test of some sorts this past Sunday. Is it just me, or does it seem like a really silly idea to have this sort of test done the day
after St. Patrick's Day? How many of those contestants were hung over? (Unless, of course, it was pretaped and aired yesterday. In which case, ignore the previous paragraph and instead focus my my brilliance. Or lack of pants. Whichever.)
posted by Phillip at 5:40 AM